NUT IN MY EYE AND CALL ME CYCLOPS Size:M Perfect for late nights

Perfect for late nights

making it the perfect conversation starter for anyone who appreciates humor that works on multiple levels

The best part is the three-second delay — the wholesome setup

This humor shirt for adults is printed on premium Comfort Colors cotton that gets softer with every wash

Nothing breaks the ice at holiday parties quite like a humor shirt for adults that walks the line between festive and filthy

NUT IN MY EYE AND CALL ME CYCLOPS Size:M Perfect for late nightsAbout This Design A classical greek bust marble, bearded, distressed white halftone, the kind of thing that belongs in a museum stares back at you with a single eye centered in its forehead. It's a cyclops. It's a greek statue. And underneath it, in the most cursed possible use of greek mythology, the words: 'nut in my eye and call me cyclops.' Homer did not write this chapter. Why You'll Love This Shirt The double take is immediate classical