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the design features a detailed behavioral analysis diagram of a cougar — complete with clinical annotations that

I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER Color:Gray camping trips with friends whoAbout This Design A grinning retro pitchman in a mustard cardigan presents a misting ultrasonic humidifier with the full sincerity of a 1950s appliance ad. Underneath, bold distressed type reads "I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER" and below that, in flowing greeting card cursive: "cause I can't breathe without her." The wholesome staging does the setup. The headline does the crime. The love note flips the whole thing into something almost sweet. Why