NEVER SKIP FINGER DAY Color:Green Perfect plausible deniability for a

Perfect plausible deniability for a shirt that walks the line between innocent and absolutely not

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NEVER SKIP FINGER DAY Color:Green Perfect plausible deniability for aAbout This Design A distressed varsity style graphic of a single finger one raised, curled index hoisting a loaded barbell overhead, arched over the bold block slogan 'Never Skip Finger Day.' It reads like a legitimate gym motivation shirt right up until it doesn't. The second read hits like a PR you weren't expecting. Why You'll Love This Shirt This is the inappropriate gym shirt that makes the group chat lose it before you've even pulled it out of