FINGER ME IN THE ALLEY car-enthusiast-gift The heavyweight cotton feels substantial

The heavyweight cotton feels substantial and gets softer with every wash

The best part is the full second between someone reading the top line and their face catching the bottom

people who relate to burnt-out energy

or any time you need to remind people that perfect parenting is a myth

Grab it as a christmas gift

FINGER ME IN THE ALLEY car-enthusiast-gift The heavyweight cotton feels substantialAbout This Design This funny graphic tee features an innocent looking frog in a bowling setting that becomes considerably less innocent once you read the text. The sweet, storybook style illustration paired with that particular phrase creates the kind of cognitive dissonance that makes people stop, stare, and immediately question their life choices. It's the perfect example of wholesome art delivering decidedly unwholesome messaging. Why You'll Love