I guess some of them can be good
It destroys all creatures, but cannot be countered, meaning if players want to protect against it, they need to find a way to bounce creatures back into their hand, or give them indestructible
Creature - Giant Phyrexian Color tag templates(None) Chatterfang, Squirrel General Forestwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.) If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens are created instead
If you win the flip, target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn
At this rate, its very possible that the Wilds Unknown promo version of Woody - Jungle Guide will be a different story, and the era of low cost Top 8 foils may be a thing of the past