Also worth noting is that this part refreshes at the top of each month
For instance, Warden of the Inner Sky can tap creatures to put a +1/+1 counter on it, while Subterranean Schooner can be crewed instead
Theres also a nice fit between Mikes text and the fact that we often refer to cards like this, huge bodies with no other synergies and abilities, as dumb beaters, so I could see the Gorehorn with a blank look on his face, at least when hes not giving the menacing one you see here
Once per turn, during the End Phase, if this card was Summoned this way: Send it to the GY, then take damage equal to its original ATK in the GY
That downside doesn't matter too much though, as this card shines best in a mono-Black or two-color deck where it is more likely to be one-sided