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Holy Crap You’re Old is a hilarious 3D birthday card for the aging turd you’d give your favorite toilet seat to
The front proudly reads “Best Dad Ever
Holy Crap You’re Old DP1033 he deserves the MVP trophyTo Whom Sh*t May Concern: Holy Crap Youre Old is a hilarious 3D birthday card for the aging turd youd give your favorite toilet seat to. The front cover features the text, Holy Crap Youre Old. The inside continues, But youre still the shit. A very holy, rainbow colored poop emoji, complete with eyes, a mouth and hat, pops up joyously from the centerfold. For the love of Saint Stool, give the birthday king or queen what they deservea proper sh*ts n
